Tomorrow will be the shoe review that I’ve been promising. I’ve also finally made a video of curling my hair with a straightener that so many people ask for. Now, I have to admit something to you. It’s rather embarrassing, but hey, it’s life.
So a while back, a friend and I were chatting about random things and, I seriously don’t know how this came up, but we started talking about tooting or farting or passing gas, whatever name you may have for it, while running. You know, letting one go. I told her, “Yea every now and then sometimes I just toot! It is surprising.” She said, “You know what, Me too!” We were both laughing and I said, “If I have to really bad, I’ll just look around and make sure that no one is nearby when I’m running.” It’s bad but it happens.
Sometimes when I run, and I have to, ahem, toot, I think to myself that it’s like a little jet explosion propelling me forward! Like I’m playing Mario Kart on Wii and I just ran over something that made me speed up!
Then, she said the words that were music to my ears. ME TOO.
WHAT?! Another person who is propelled by toots every now and then? I know why we are best friends! How hilarious is that. Do you guys ever toot on the run and are taken back by surprise? Do you look around before you do it and see if anyone can hear you? Have you ever tooted at the gym? I think it’s just hilarious.
Are you jet propelled?