I tweeted a while back about what I saw on a run and I knew I would have to post about it soon. I live in an area where there are a lot of homeless people, and a eclectic collection of people. Many of them, on hot days, seem to go to the beach in front of my place, thus ensuring an interesting crowd to watch as I run by. It was super hot two weekends ago, so it seemed that EVERYONE was at the beach. Take for example:
One larger woman was in the water ahead of me. I was watching the ‘group’ she was with because they were very loud. She then started walking up from the ocean and I almost had to double take. She was wearing a black trash bag as a swimsuit. She had a hole for her head, and two arms. I had to slow down to take in this site. I first thought about how unsafe this seemed, and also how swimming in the ocean, the trash bag must ‘go-up’ as you swim around, since it wasn’t attached to her legs or anything. Let that visual sink in.
A little later, I saw the same guy I have seen many times before. He was running in his BOXER BRIEFS that were tight and incredibly short. I have seen him in the mornings other times too and he wears the exact same outfit. He sweats, but only in one place. It is weeeeeird. You’re blinded by his white legs and then you’re like WHOA. Not okay. Get some shots over those briefs buddy.
Another really strange thing that happens on the beach path is that people come out and walk (good for them) but have their blue tooth on and just chat away on their phones. I’ve seen so many people doing this, it’s like they go out to walk the beach path and make an important call. It’s usually when I run by they are going on and on about something. Sometimes it’s interesting to eavesdrop a little bit.
Then I decided to run on the bluff path instead of the beach path for the run home. This is on a bluff overlooking the beach. This is where I saw a lovely women who was using a shopping cart as a stroller. She had two kids in the shopping cart and even had the thing you hang on the stroller for the kids to play with. It was a little strange to say the least.
Oh how I love residing in the same town Snoop Dogg grew up in. Never disappointing in the people watching department.
And it’s really, really gorgeous. Sigh.
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Tonight I got a lovely 8 miler planned. I’m hoping it’s not to windy. Also are any of you running this PCRR Cinco De Mayo 1/2 or their super cute site can be found here on Sunday? I think I will run it because 13 miles would be a great and fun distance for me to run this weekend, but running this race is pretty pricey. So that’s some expensive fun. We’ll see if I can get dragged out there. It looks like a great race though, so maybe I’ll jump in last minute. I would hate to bandit, but $75 bucks is $75 bucks. I won’t even drink any of their water at their stations! :) Shall I race or not…. that is the question.