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So I’ve seen a few people put up their Google Analytics and their search words and let me tell you, I get a weird group of words that sends people to my page too. They are pretty funny so here’s a few to get you laughing.

1. Freshly prepared with a whole banana, bittersweet cocoa. I have no idea what you are searching for, I hope not me freshly prepared with whole banana and bittersweet cocoa?

2. Hot chic running on the beach. This is the most legit search word, but has only been used once. I think they meant to search for hot CHICK. Sad.

3. If its going to be 79 degrees tomorrow, is it to hot to wear a sweater? Wow. I don’t know how you even got to my site, but this is a dumb question.

4. My work is running the biggest loser how do I win?? No shocker here! You workout!

5. Nips. Steve probably google this and came across my site.

6. “runners world” and “red velvet cupcakes” I assume they are looking for some type of low-fat cupcakes. Doesn’t exist people!

7. Race pee. I assume they wanted to know how to pee during a race? That’s what the porta-potties on the side of the race are for… and if you don’t use them, that’s just dirty. Also I’ve gotten this search at least four times. Makes it a little bit weirder.

8. Bloody sock t shirt. Oh the bloody sock… but why would you want that on a t-shirt?

9. Christmas nips. Steve! Again!

10. Jillian’s tenny shoes from the biggest loser. This one got me, Tenny? It’s tennis shoes. Wow.

On another note, last night’s biggest loser was pretty good, but I was sad to see Dan go, even if Dave totally let it happen by not caring about the ranch. Dan looks so much better now though and I’m happy to see he’s realized that it’s a lifestyle change. As for the race this weekend still feeling strong and I’ve decided to cut out all fast food in my diet this week. It’s only Wednesday and it’s killing me!

Also this weekend I’ll be bib number 9107. Racing Surf City this weekend? Confirm and get your bib number

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  • Reply Marcy

    LMAO! Ahhhhh don’t you love all the perverts out there :P

    January 28, 2009 at 10:44 am
  • Reply jlc

    Hahahah. Classic. Aww the return of the bloody sock!

    January 28, 2009 at 10:58 am
  • Reply Candice

    So funny the kind of things people search for!

    I was sad about Biggest Loser too. It was so irritating the way Dave didn’t care at all! It is encouraging to know that Dan is taking things seriously. Good for him!

    January 28, 2009 at 11:24 am
  • Reply Brooke

    Okay, this made me go on Google Analytics and I’m going to add this to my site! I’m hoping I’ll get some random/funny searches like you!

    January 28, 2009 at 11:33 am
  • Reply Alisa

    I love this! I have no clue how to find google analytics or how to find the info you just found for your site…I will have to investigate.

    Steve and his nips! TOO Funny!!!!!!!

    I’ve had many a bloody sock (and shoe)…poor runner feet =(.

    January 28, 2009 at 11:38 am
  • Reply Newlywed Next Door

    Hahaha – love this! Glad I could inspire you. My favorite “If its going to be 79 degrees tomorrow, is it to hot to wear a sweater?” YES! Why would you even google for that?

    January 28, 2009 at 11:56 am
  • Reply Tania

    I love when people post up the searchable terms that got them to the blog! These are too funny! I like the sweatshirt one. Wouldn’t you know yourself if it’s too hot for a sweatshirt? Why do you need to Google that? Some people…

    January 28, 2009 at 12:22 pm
  • Reply Burger

    Hi-larious. In particular, love how ‘nips’ can somehow direct someone to your site. You must get thousands of visitors daily ;)

    Btw, I’m #484

    January 28, 2009 at 12:57 pm
  • Reply Wearing Mascara

    You had me at RACE PEE! Hahahaha love it!

    January 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm
  • Reply Kita

    Great post.

    January 28, 2009 at 1:47 pm
  • Reply Marlene

    haha, too funny!!

    January 28, 2009 at 1:55 pm
  • Reply X-Country2

    That nipple guard you had on your Christmas suggestions will blog-haunt you forever. :o)

    January 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm
  • Reply J

    WOw cutting out fast foods for the week! You are sure to PR now! Love the search words!

    January 28, 2009 at 2:15 pm
  • Reply kristen

    WoooHooo 9107. Are you going to wear that shirt you were talking about?

    January 28, 2009 at 2:27 pm
  • Reply Cindy

    hilarious! 2 nips searches? and i love all of the misspellings.

    January 28, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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    January 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm
  • Reply Adam

    Wait, what is all of this talk about running? I came here to learn how to pee while racing? :)

    I’ll have to look into Analytics too. Lord knows what people are searching to get to my blog. I’m thinking “Massive Dork” tops the list.

    January 28, 2009 at 3:36 pm
  • Reply Run Mommy

    I was sad to see Dan go to – his friend is really no good for him at all!

    January 28, 2009 at 3:46 pm
  • Reply P.O.M.

    How do you find that info out? I’m sooooooo not technical.

    Anywhoooo, my bib 3161. Viv and I were gonna try to meet on Fri at the Expo – around 4ish or so… Can you make it?

    January 28, 2009 at 4:25 pm
  • Reply Liana

    where does this stuff come from haha!

    January 28, 2009 at 5:52 pm
  • Reply Kappa Prep

    These are always such a hoot to read! I have not check mine in months, btu thanks to your reminder I will go on tomorrow!

    January 28, 2009 at 7:36 pm
  • Reply Jill Will Run

    There was a recipe for Red Velvet cupcakes in a recent Runner’s World. But you’re probably right that people are deluding themselves into thinking they’ll get a diet cupcake!

    Search results can be funny (and pretty questionable) at times.

    January 28, 2009 at 9:30 pm
  • Reply Blair

    Oh, that is hilarious! I get a ton of odd ones too. Love that you posted yours.

    January 28, 2009 at 10:00 pm
  • Reply NiC

    WOW! People are idiots! :)

    GOOD luck this weekend! I’m excited to hear how you do!

    January 28, 2009 at 11:47 pm
  • Reply The Laminator

    The best part is that everything is always misspelled. Hilarious!

    January 29, 2009 at 12:06 am
  • Reply Tom Ritchie

    Red Velvet cupcakes! I must of ate about six of them on sunday. They had some real good (fat) frosting on them. I gave into weakness. Funny post.

    January 29, 2009 at 12:47 am
  • Reply Amanda

    Those are hilarious! I especially love the question about should I wear a sweater. About the Biggest Loser…Dave definitely let Dan down. I hope they continue to do well at home.

    January 29, 2009 at 5:42 am
  • Reply Borsch

    lol…love how the nips popped in there a few times.

    January 29, 2009 at 9:16 am
  • Reply aron

    wow you have a lot of good ones!! LOL :)

    January 29, 2009 at 9:41 am
  • Reply Candice

    I left you another little something on my blog!

    January 29, 2009 at 9:44 am
  • Reply healthy ashley

    This is so funny. I love reading the funny things people can put into search engines!

    January 29, 2009 at 9:59 am
  • Reply Kelly

    I read your blog and then freaked when you started talking about the Biggest Loser. It’s saved on my DVR and I havn’t watched it yet!

    January 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm
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