So I’ve seen a few people put up their Google Analytics and their search words and let me tell you, I get a weird group of words that sends people to my page too. They are pretty funny so here’s a few to get you laughing.
1. Freshly prepared with a whole banana, bittersweet cocoa. I have no idea what you are searching for, I hope not me freshly prepared with whole banana and bittersweet cocoa?
2. Hot chic running on the beach. This is the most legit search word, but has only been used once. I think they meant to search for hot CHICK. Sad.
3. If its going to be 79 degrees tomorrow, is it to hot to wear a sweater? Wow. I don’t know how you even got to my site, but this is a dumb question.
4. My work is running the biggest loser how do I win?? No shocker here! You workout!
5. Nips. Steve probably google this and came across my site.
6. “runners world” and “red velvet cupcakes” I assume they are looking for some type of low-fat cupcakes. Doesn’t exist people!
7. Race pee. I assume they wanted to know how to pee during a race? That’s what the porta-potties on the side of the race are for… and if you don’t use them, that’s just dirty. Also I’ve gotten this search at least four times. Makes it a little bit weirder.
8. Bloody sock t shirt. Oh the bloody sock… but why would you want that on a t-shirt?
9. Christmas nips. Steve! Again!
10. Jillian’s tenny shoes from the biggest loser. This one got me, Tenny? It’s tennis shoes. Wow.
On another note, last night’s biggest loser was pretty good, but I was sad to see Dan go, even if Dave totally let it happen by not caring about the ranch. Dan looks so much better now though and I’m happy to see he’s realized that it’s a lifestyle change. As for the race this weekend still feeling strong and I’ve decided to cut out all fast food in my diet this week. It’s only Wednesday and it’s killing me!
Also this weekend I’ll be bib number 9107. Racing Surf City this weekend? Confirm and get your bib number
xoxo
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LMAO! Ahhhhh don’t you love all the perverts out there :P
By Marcy on 01.28.09 10:44 am
Hahahah. Classic. Aww the return of the bloody sock!
By jlc on 01.28.09 10:58 am
So funny the kind of things people search for!
I was sad about Biggest Loser too. It was so irritating the way Dave didn’t care at all! It is encouraging to know that Dan is taking things seriously. Good for him!
By Candice on 01.28.09 11:24 am
Okay, this made me go on Google Analytics and I’m going to add this to my site! I’m hoping I’ll get some random/funny searches like you!
By Brooke on 01.28.09 11:33 am
I love this! I have no clue how to find google analytics or how to find the info you just found for your site…I will have to investigate.
Steve and his nips! TOO Funny!!!!!!!
I’ve had many a bloody sock (and shoe)…poor runner feet =(.
By Alisa on 01.28.09 11:38 am
Hahaha – love this! Glad I could inspire you. My favorite “If its going to be 79 degrees tomorrow, is it to hot to wear a sweater?” YES! Why would you even google for that?
By Newlywed Next Door on 01.28.09 11:56 am
I love when people post up the searchable terms that got them to the blog! These are too funny! I like the sweatshirt one. Wouldn’t you know yourself if it’s too hot for a sweatshirt? Why do you need to Google that? Some people…
By Tania on 01.28.09 12:22 pm
Hi-larious. In particular, love how ‘nips’ can somehow direct someone to your site. You must get thousands of visitors daily ;)
Btw, I’m #484
By Burger on 01.28.09 12:57 pm
You had me at RACE PEE! Hahahaha love it!
By Wearing Mascara on 01.28.09 1:30 pm
Great post.
By Kita on 01.28.09 1:47 pm
haha, too funny!!
By Marlene on 01.28.09 1:55 pm
That nipple guard you had on your Christmas suggestions will blog-haunt you forever. :o)
By X-Country2 on 01.28.09 2:06 pm
WOw cutting out fast foods for the week! You are sure to PR now! Love the search words!
By J on 01.28.09 2:15 pm
WoooHooo 9107. Are you going to wear that shirt you were talking about?
By kristen on 01.28.09 2:27 pm
hilarious! 2 nips searches? and i love all of the misspellings.
By Cindy on 01.28.09 2:59 pm
LOL.
By BeachRunner on 01.28.09 3:16 pm
Wait, what is all of this talk about running? I came here to learn how to pee while racing? :)
I’ll have to look into Analytics too. Lord knows what people are searching to get to my blog. I’m thinking “Massive Dork” tops the list.
By Adam on 01.28.09 3:36 pm
I was sad to see Dan go to – his friend is really no good for him at all!
By Run Mommy on 01.28.09 3:46 pm
How do you find that info out? I’m sooooooo not technical.
Anywhoooo, my bib 3161. Viv and I were gonna try to meet on Fri at the Expo – around 4ish or so… Can you make it?
By P.O.M. on 01.28.09 4:25 pm
where does this stuff come from haha!
By Liana on 01.28.09 5:52 pm
These are always such a hoot to read! I have not check mine in months, btu thanks to your reminder I will go on tomorrow!
By Kappa Prep on 01.28.09 7:36 pm
There was a recipe for Red Velvet cupcakes in a recent Runner’s World. But you’re probably right that people are deluding themselves into thinking they’ll get a diet cupcake!
Search results can be funny (and pretty questionable) at times.
By Jill Will Run on 01.28.09 9:30 pm
Oh, that is hilarious! I get a ton of odd ones too. Love that you posted yours.
By Blair on 01.28.09 10:00 pm
WOW! People are idiots! :)
GOOD luck this weekend! I’m excited to hear how you do!
By NiC on 01.28.09 11:47 pm
The best part is that everything is always misspelled. Hilarious!
By The Laminator on 01.29.09 12:06 am
Red Velvet cupcakes! I must of ate about six of them on sunday. They had some real good (fat) frosting on them. I gave into weakness. Funny post.
By Tom Ritchie on 01.29.09 12:47 am
Those are hilarious! I especially love the question about should I wear a sweater. About the Biggest Loser…Dave definitely let Dan down. I hope they continue to do well at home.
By Amanda on 01.29.09 5:42 am
lol…love how the nips popped in there a few times.
By Borsch on 01.29.09 9:16 am
wow you have a lot of good ones!! LOL :)
By aron on 01.29.09 9:41 am
I left you another little something on my blog!
By Candice on 01.29.09 9:44 am
This is so funny. I love reading the funny things people can put into search engines!
By healthy ashley on 01.29.09 9:59 am
I read your blog and then freaked when you started talking about the Biggest Loser. It’s saved on my DVR and I havn’t watched it yet!
By Kelly on 01.31.09 2:58 pm
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